gothic horror rlly is just. aw fuck look at what youve done. the house has inherited your inter-generational trauma and in response has transformed itself into a metaphorical device to track the decay of the family. we’re never gonna pay off that mortgage now
Sam’s gas can this week features a book cover mock-up of The Devil’s In-Fearne-O by Matilda Merceria. The tag line is “He’s too hot to handle, but she loves the burn.”
do i think that ttrpg’s are about having a fun silly goofy time with your friends? yes. do i think it’s inherently vulnerable to sit down and commit to telling a story with your friends where you don’t even know the ending, that it takes trust in each other to let luck in and guide you through the narrative? of course. is it also about bullying the absolute shit out of each other through five layers of narrative distance? i don’t make the rules, but yes.
the only bad part about going to the zoo is hearing adult men confidently tell their kids or gfs objectively incorrect information about the animals we’re looking at and having to remain silent. do u know the restraint it takes to say nothing when a grown adult man tells someone “falcons are in the same family as eagles” next to me? no babygirl. no.
fyi falcons are not closely related to other birds of prey (hawks/eagles/buzzards). falcons are actually parrots that minmaxed for a glass cannon dps build.
assault parrots, if you will